American vs. United Statesian

As far as I'm concerned: Here's the difference

An American is this:

A United Statesian runs this spectrum, roughly:

AND: “JUNETEENTH” IS A REAL WORD.

It's Also: Gay, Black, Fat, Nearsighted, and somehow also Transsexual, AND lest we forget: Totally appealing, um also historic, timeless…beautiful…

P.S. ALSO: The MOST armed and authorized groups in society need protection: COPS. Remember this, always. They also need their diapers changed, so be sure to donate baby powder, pampers and wipes to your local police department.

Thank you.