Ok Fine, I'll Just Tell You. (The Curiosity is Understandable)
You can take it or leave it: I have never even so much as kissed another man besides my husband. Ho's like to say it's because my life's been a breeze 😂😆🤡 (Actual quote, she was serious)
Just know, I truly hate talking about it…Truly.
Yes, you read that correctly; and unlike what whores like to fantasize, it's not because I didn't have plentiful opportunity to whore around, before or after I was married. To this day, I am sometimes having to slam doors on delivery men's faces, or hang up on men who get my number because of my professional profiles, who want to sleep with me during the hours my husband is at work. I barely wear shorts anymore because there were too many men slamming on their breaks in the middle of busy street hollering.’ I'm not joking whatsoever, I am am absolutely dead serious: One time recently, a man stopped at EVERY LIGHT while I was walking down the street. Another man recently stopped and blew three kisses while I was waiting alone at the car for my husband, and the man sweetly asked if I was single.
I don't wear my bikini either, and I wear shorts with my one piece, because fighting off the men (even with all the kids) is exhausting. Just the other day, I tried to go get food down the street, and a man LITERALLY blocked my way to the restaurant entrance to try and get my number.
I barely go out without my husband anymore, I have extensive work in the garden and house. Don't get me wrong, I am no shrinking violet, I can handle myself alone, it's just extremely overwhelming.
So, there you go. You can also read my Memoir:
